Squirrel stew anyone?

Anyone have any good recipes for squirrel? There's one lurking in my house, and I'm thinking of leaving out some recipes that might inspire him to look elsewhere for housing.

Ladybugs go swimming. Guest food provided by SwimmerGirl, whose swim team had a baking contest. SwimmerGirl made a pool out of plain gelatin and blue Gatorade and ladybugs (the team mascot) out of peanut butter and confectioner's sugar and then coated them with red-colored chocolate and chocolate chips. Baby ladybugs are at the shallow end of the pool. And for this, SwimmerGirl came in first place in her category. :)